craybee
General Disarray
craybee

so we’re being taken out by a giant soap bubble?

every day i wonder to myself why we are collectively allowing this trainwreck to continue? i just don’t get it.

i also find that extremely pretty men don’t age well either. though there’s a rare exception where pretty when young can go to dashing in middle age. Buster Keaton is a good example of that even though he was far from pretty or dashing by the time he hit 50.

it’s always paid to be an asshole in this country. we idolize and elevate those who display the worst human traits. afterall, look who’s in the white house. there’s a reason the phrase, “nice guys finish last” has been around a long, long time. because it’s true.

wth is up with that photo? those are actually dudes, right?

newsflash: Prince’s body no longer exists. he was cremated.

i don’t get it. why was she allowed to learn to read and write?

get a 2018 Corvette.

i’m surprised nobody’s tried to weaponize it yet.

she better get a thorough examination because that looks like it could’ve been some kind of stroke.

if nothing else, any potential employer will be able make their decision accordingly when they google her name and see this.

i’d still tap that.

i only bless people once, that’s it. if they sneeze again and ask why i didn’t say “bless you” again i tell them that my blessings last a lifetime, so once is enough and all you will get.

i watched the video with the sound off. i’m a Gen Xer and just have no compulsion to listen to a taylor swift song. the video was hella cool though.

will she be allowed to drive?

well damn, looks like everybody’s rapey past is catching up with them.

i dunno, to me, “I don’t remember” translates to, “girl, you just weren’t important enough for me to commit precious memory cells to. I had my fun at your expense, and went on with my life.”

i think it has something to do with the high concentration of Neanderthal genes they have.

well, if it’s any consolation, we men feel the exact same way about your titties.

huh? unless she also broke her pussy during that fall i don’t see how she still couldn’t perform with cast on her leg. i’m sure there’s some sorta freaky fetish market of people who like handicap or accident porn.