my grandma still douches and she’s 93. i only know cuz she makes me run to the store to go pick up her feminine hygiene products, denture creams, leggs pantyhose, condoms, and analgesics.

and let’s not forget yummy chris evans.

didn’t you read the story? he’s old Whitey McWhite, and it’s always been his dream to be protected by the blackest black that ever blacked.

doesn’t feel good does it?

no, but he’s got Flair.

yup. and basically all i’m saying is maybe there’s some correlation between the surplus of Neanderthal genes in Caucasions, and their seemingly higher than average xenophobia compared to other groups.

i have a theory that it has to do with the surplus of Neanderthal genes. whites on average have more than most other races. it’s funny when you think that throughout history whites have considered non-whites to be subhuman, when in all actuality whites may have always been less human than everyone else.  

i’d still tap that.

i’m just flummoxed over how one grope is trial worthy. this couldn’t have been settled out of court?

i’m just waiting for the day when Kushner comes out as trans. there’s something very fey about him.

mazel tov.

i’m convinced that the main reason the KKK’s numbers have dwindled over the past few decades isn’t a sign that racism declined but that the racists realized they could become police officers and do everything they’ve always wanted without worrying about being brought to justice.

why are we allowing his presidency to continue? i feel like i’m watching some horrible 80s sci-fi movie version of the near future. one that i would have laughed at back then, thinking that nothing this absurd could actually happen. and yet, here we are. what the everloving fuck is happening?

how to tie my shoelaces. and the difference between the front and the back of underwear.

“I just have to ask ‘Why?’”

racists just don’t give a fuck anymore.

he’s gotta be running out of money by now. people can’t still be hiring this dingus for acting jobs.

people suck.

i’ve always felt that nothing happened after Sandyhook because no photos of the scene were released. as crass as it sounds if people had actually seen the carnage that took place it may have made all the difference in getting sensible gun laws passed.

you shoulda said, “oh i do that nightly, especially when i think of you.” at face value it’s not much but definitely has a special creep factor that catches people off guard.