i’d still tap that.

i’m just flummoxed over how one grope is trial worthy. this couldn’t have been settled out of court?

i’m just waiting for the day when Kushner comes out as trans. there’s something very fey about him.

mazel tov.

i’m convinced that the main reason the KKK’s numbers have dwindled over the past few decades isn’t a sign that racism declined but that the racists realized they could become police officers and do everything they’ve always wanted without worrying about being brought to justice.

why are we allowing his presidency to continue? i feel like i’m watching some horrible 80s sci-fi movie version of the near future. one that i would have laughed at back then, thinking that nothing this absurd could actually happen. and yet, here we are. what the everloving fuck is happening?

how to tie my shoelaces. and the difference between the front and the back of underwear.

“I just have to ask ‘Why?’”

racists just don’t give a fuck anymore.

he’s gotta be running out of money by now. people can’t still be hiring this dingus for acting jobs.

people suck.

i’ve always felt that nothing happened after Sandyhook because no photos of the scene were released. as crass as it sounds if people had actually seen the carnage that took place it may have made all the difference in getting sensible gun laws passed.

you shoulda said, “oh i do that nightly, especially when i think of you.” at face value it’s not much but definitely has a special creep factor that catches people off guard.

the more you give two fucks about “confirming their racial bias” the more things like this will happen. jesus! stop cowering for their acceptance and fight back already! what the hell is it going to take?

i’m starting to think that maybe white men just shouldn’t be allowed to be cops anymore.

honey, this country elected a toxic, orange puss ball to be its president. there is no more “normal”.

maybe she’s a Reptilian in disguise.

how was this fucktard not beaten to a pulp?

i can never get beyond that Klingon forehead.

I always assumed their marriage didn’t work out because Kris wasn’t black enough.