RIP

so does this mean the aliens have eased their restrictions and are letting us go near the moon again?

as a biracial person I can empathize with her in some respects. i grew up in the south, and one of my earliest memories is being chased home by groups of black kids when i was in first grade. they were throwing rocks at me and chanting “white cracker.” i had absolutely no idea what that meant or why i was the subject…

he totally looks like Malcolm X in that photo.

ok. so basically anything you would need to pack for a trip.

but, but, her farts taste like sweet, sun drenched abortions!

are the girl scouts selling octoroons this year? i certainly hope so.

for a second there i thought you were describing a certain new president.

watching that gif loop while listening to Don’t Fear the Reaper is kinda making me high.

what does smh mean? i’m guessing it stands for suck my horn but i could be wrong.

your “dignified” remark is exactly the point Madonna is making. why should she have to be “dignified”? because she’s a certain age? and a woman? no one is harping to Mick Jagger about acting dignified.

i don’t think schools offer that particular curricula.

or a vanilla flavored condom.

or a vanilla flavored condom.

wow. all i know is that if you replace all the white people with blacks, keep the poses the same, keep the trash all strewn around, people would be freaking out and saying all kinds of racist shit.

QE2: “Oh I say, this grocery store idea is just superb. Yes, I think this will catch on very well with the subjects. Are there plans to build another one? We should at least have two.”

his mother.

Girl’s reply: “If you’re what I have to look forward to then I hope the lesbian kicks in hard during puberty.”

ahh mellinnials.

hard to believe that for a brief time Paula Abdul was as big as Madonna.

if Ryan needs the money he should just do gay porn. though he’d probably have to do at least 1000 porns to make up for all the endorsements he lost.