wow. all i know is that if you replace all the white people with blacks, keep the poses the same, keep the trash all strewn around, people would be freaking out and saying all kinds of racist shit.

QE2: “Oh I say, this grocery store idea is just superb. Yes, I think this will catch on very well with the subjects. Are there plans to build another one? We should at least have two.”

his mother.

Girl’s reply: “If you’re what I have to look forward to then I hope the lesbian kicks in hard during puberty.”

ahh mellinnials.

hard to believe that for a brief time Paula Abdul was as big as Madonna.

if Ryan needs the money he should just do gay porn. though he’d probably have to do at least 1000 porns to make up for all the endorsements he lost.

oddly enough i prefer the elliptical to the rowing machine. i still row at least twice a week, between 20-30 minutes a session, but time seems to go by much slower with the rowing machine than when i’m on the elliptical.

no. you won’t win. there are only so many straight, white male bigots in this country, along with a sprinkling of their female enablers. the numbers are against you. as you will see.

BURN THE WITCH!

a few months ago i started taking a regular strength aspirin every day, after about a week i started waking up with deep purple bruises on my body. at first i didn’t know what was going on, then after a few days i realzed it had to be the aspirin. so i switched to low-dose aspirin and the bruises went away and never…

silly, because only white people are decent, God-fearing, Americans who do no wrong.

on the bright side, at her age at least we don’t have to worry about Trump saying there’s blood coming out of her wherever.

yeah but Mel Gibson is no longer A-List, and isn’t considered a “family man”, due to crazy.

darn. i liked that. now i have to take my star back from Brendan and give it to you instead.

it seems like just yesterday he was the spitting image of his mother.

you’ve officially been fingered by Bobby.

i’m worried that it’ll tickle my prostrate.

yes. yes it does.

as a biracial guy who looks ethnically ambiguous i got that crap Harrison is spewing alot growing up. and, in a way he does have a point, but it doesn’t make him right.