the way she’s dressed, and the way she moves totally recalls Madonna’s Frozen video.

because this is America!

too bad she wasn’t black. tabloids would’ve forgotten about her 19.8 years ago.

so a man’s gotta die before you give him the time of day?

ANYTHING with Elizabeth Fraser’s name attached to it has my automatic seal of approval!

well now, looks like someone had a long overdue facelift.

i’m going with, d) all of the above.

duct tape?

just goes to prove my theory that inside of every white woman is a black man.

i’d die a little too if my daddy said that.

stop thinking about people’s kids. the cops might get ya.

What’s today with you?

i give him a star for the cat not killing them.

they’re great for when you’re cleaning the bathtub and the tile surround, and yeah, masturbation.

they’re great for when you’re cleaning the bathtub and the tile surround, and yeah, masturbation.

they’re not just for breakfast anymore.

i swear she looks like Donna Summer circa 1975.

well I say good like finding a clinic that’ll freeze ginger sperm.

I wish there was an African American rapper called Mein Kampf.

anyone else get a strong whiff of Hitler Youth when they look at this kid?

he should keep the beard. he’s not as bangable without it.