well geewhiz people, what else is she gonna do to keep everyone interested in her? it’s not like she has any actual talent or anything.

that’d be a great name for a band.

i know, right? they’re definitely throwing some refined shade.

i like Bernie but i think we all need to keep in mind that he is 74 years old. given his age, and the stress that comes with the job, chances are quite high that he would be a one-term president if elected. this, in large part, keeps me from choosing him over Hillary. also, his age makes his choice of a…

i’ve been telling people that his candidacy feels like an SNL skit that just won’t end. it’s just that hard for my brain to comprehend that this whole trainwreck of a campaign is something that’s happening in real life. so yeah, i’m totally willing to entertain the thought that he’s a plant.

at this point i think it’s pretty easy to say a Trump administration would be akin to a dictatorship. judging by what we’ve seen of his personality thus far the signs are all there.

well now, i hope she didn’t drive to the photoshoot.

well i hope those two have fun at the convention, among his white robed supporters...

whew. you’re gonna be one angry ghost one day.

lemme break it down for you. yes, you are white ... but only in liberal and progressive territories of the U.S. in the south, rust belt, and most all other areas heavily populated by blue collar, no collar, christian/evangelical whites, you are: a) colored, b) foreign, c) illegal, d) other or, e) all of the above.

who got what? there are way too many people considered celebrities that i’m supposed to be concerned about that i don’t even know where to begin. sometimes i just wanna yell, “OMG I’M AN OLD AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON ANYMORE.”

When a scout at the combine asked me... “If you were a watermelon, or a chicken wing, would you be afraid of black people?”

ever since i found out he exists i’ve kinda felt sorry for the 3rd brother. it must get under his skin being constantly stuck in their insufferable wake.

i’m filing this under “you know you’re getting old when you have absolutely no idea what you just read.”

i dunno what i just read, but it sounds white to me.

Rihanna is the poor man’s FKA Twigs.

wow. how does someone that seemingly miserable manage to live so damn long?

well this was a bit of a shock. for whatever reason i thought she died last year.

i’m not really into her but i appreciate her artistry. as an old who grew up in the 80s i can’t help but see some similarities between her and Kate Bush.

yeah, they just don’t get that them “good ‘ol days” were only good for those who were straight, male, and melanin deficient.