so, in other words, you’re not a Keeper?

sounds like it might be due to the influence of a Santanic cult. has she been hanging out with Satan worshippers lately, or attending their meetings?

i do the same to anyone looking down at their dangblasted cell phone instead of looking where they’re going.

this country makes no sense to me anymore. the head of the director’s guild is black, the head of the oscars is black, the head of the U.S.A is black ... and yet, racism seems to have made a resurgence to levels echoing back to the 1950s. wtf?

oh honey i just can’t. her voice gives me the heebie jeebies. i dunno if it’s all the auto-tune they use these days but her voice sounds like mild croaking to me.

she’s so overhyped and overexposed. i just don’t get her appeal.

is this a remake of the silent film of the same name from about a hundred years ago?

fuck the what?

lol. and i’d bet big money he’ll say something to that effect.

i miss the Madonna of 20 years ago. that Madonna seemed a lot more mature ... in every way.

he wouldn’t last a day on project runway. not one day. aufedersein!

the only reason SNL is still on the air is due to its extremely on point political satire. so saying Fallon came from SNL as reason he’s not political is a bit of false logic.

i know, right? i’m really gonna lose my shit when Morrissey dies.

I love ASOS’s styles but unfortunately their clothing seems to be made for either very skinny or Asian body types. unless you’re either of those buy a size at least two times bigger than you normally wear; even then it’ll still be quite tight in the arms.

I love ASOS’s styles but unfortunately their clothing seems to be made for either very skinny or Asian body types.…

i’d tap that.

what da fucka is a waka flock?

very nice, but the corded keyboard kinda ruins the overall setup for me.

i think that’s actually how he see’s himself.

gonna see it a 4th time this weekend. w00t! :)

you’d think they’d call them X-wing doors then. sounds cooler.