that’s terrible advice. anyone can see he’s more of a knitting guy.

well, if he does win my ass is making a beeline to Canada. just sayin’

her whole body hangs off those cheekbones.

she looks like a cartoony caricature of RuPaul.

Kelly should’ve won. but what can you do? she was up against the first plus-sized collection which, in my opinion, bordered heavily on Carman Miranda style costumey over-the-topness. Kelly is still the winner in my book. Hope she didn’t have to go back to the deli.

i first read that as Dark Complected Women.

speaking as someone who never wanted kids i just want to warn you that when you reach 30 or 31 you’re really gonna want kids. happened to me, it was like some switch went off and suddenly i really wanted to be a dad.

if he’s in reasonably good health you should have him with you for at least another ten years. make the most of it.

guess no one told him about the fingerprint verification yet.

agreed. not a fan of Katy but i’m totally Team Left Shark!

omg your mentioning Sade just made me hungry for a duet between the two of them.

i’d be chill too if i had Adele money.

you’d think he’d get them things lasered off. he can definitely afford it ... at least he used to be able to afford it.

hush yo mouf!

if you’re white then you have Neanderthal dna in you by default. i think it’s only Africans that don’t have Neanderthal dna in them. this is mainly because it was only after humans left Africa that they encountered Neanderthals.

maybe jeans are the only thing that can hide his big, um, mountain.

the resemblance is uncanny but if he’s paying any attention to what Leo looks like now then he should psychologically prepare for the fact that he’ll end up looking like Orson Welles when in about 15 years.

they probably thought that maybe it’d stand out among a glut of horror films. with the right movie that play could work. but this wasn’t the right movie to make that gamble with.

i realize this was a life threatening situation but what makes this so comical to me is his matter-of-fact disposition. dude is so calm you’d think it’s just an everyday thing for him. “huh? yeah, i’m up a tree. i’m fine. kinda cold but um, ya know, it’s a nice tree. oh and hey my wife is Sicilian.”

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