i was about to say that’s way tmi but then i remembered i am a man, and this is jezebel.

loved this movie. Kathleen Turner in her prime was just awesome!

according to the Helen Keller clock cake it’s 5:23.

ooh you mean the one about how many Helen Kellers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

um, ok, is he going for the “this is how Michael Jackson would look today if he were still alive” look?

frankly i think race relations are worse than they’ve been for the past 50 years. i don’t remember things being this bad when i was growing up in the 70s & 80s. what’s going on now almost makes me feel like i’ve time travelled back to the 1960s. or maybe it’s always been bad but just seems worse due to the advent of…

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NOW THAT’S A FIRE, GUS!

it’s kinda sad when you think that the catchphrase went from being “Black is Beautiful” in the 60’s to “Black Lives Matter” in the early 21st century. one would think that not only has there been no progress but that things have gotten much worse, to the point that the African American community now has to remind…

that law needs to be rescinded. what’s the point of it anyway?

jack white has always creeped me out. mainly because he looks like he could be Michael Jackson’s evil twin ... and that’s saying something.

yes, you may think Johnson is clean, but he’s actually a very, very, dirty boy. with millions of tiny, microscopic creatures crawling all over it and feeding off of it, and releasing their own toxins. your Johnson, like the rest of your body, is a biosphere for all manner of creepy critters.

yawn. wake me when you find someone Rihanna hasn’t hooked up with.

it’s guys like this fucktard that make feel that replacing human officers with robots can’t come soon enough.

i beg to differ. every decision a company makes, good or ill, is “thanks to the CEO”; even if the CEO didn’t personally make that decision. that’s an integral part of what being a CEO is about.

still, the one thing that sorta pissed me off about the show is that there was absolutely no mention of Molly’s mother, except in passing. I assumed Molly, like Halle, was biracial. Molly’s father was a big part of the show, so I was curious if they’d ever let us see her mother, even if it’s just a flashback scene.…

actually it’s the half blackest show no one is watching. since Halle is multiracial, as is all her alien spawn. that said, i really enjoy the show.

man, i just can’t imagine what he’s going through. a parent losing their child is always heartbreaking but they seemed so very close. it’s like Joe not only lost a son but also his best friend. it’s just too tragic for words.

back in the day i used to refer to Annie Lennox, lovingly, as the white Grace Jones.

I agree but honey let’s not forget Adele.