BEARS!

yikes! i was not prepared for that. look, i know that sounds callous but when all you ever see are photoshopped photos of a person and then suddenly get hit with the real deal it can be quite a shock to the system.

watching that i just couldn't help think, "the madonna i used to admire is back!". it's easily her best video in at least a decade (though GGW was very good in it's own right). loved the brief Papa Don't Preach dance moves at 0:57, and the nod to the MJ Smooth Criminal "lean in" at 1:21 was awesome. the whole video is…

yes, gingers always quit.

sometimes you just gotta get your buzz on.

meh. i'm an adult and i love milk. nothing goes better with my pb&j sandwhiches than milk. when i eat anything sweet i need to wash it down with either black coffee or milk. don't have any problems digesting it either. mmm, mmm, milk.

is this a cardboard cutout?

"Talk to the hand, bitches!"

but, but, what can i blame my man tears on now when i'm watching Lifetime original movies?

he looks like Robert Smith, younger, uglier brother. and that's sayin' something cuz we all know age hasn't been kind to Robert Smith.

god that makes me feel old. i still remember the first time i saw the Sweet Dreams video on mtv in'83, and my 13 year old self thinking, "omg, that's the coolest woman i've ever seen."

but because of people like you she's not gonna stop. that's what makes her Madonna.

give it up. Thirsty is not gonna become a thing.

this is my favorite beyonce video.

wow. john mayer hosting a late night talk show?. it's like some weird alternative universe thing happening. i just don't know what to make of this. though his pained smile kinda creeps me out.

i realize hating on Madonna is the trend now because she's a woman of a certain age who dares to carry on as she always has without stopping to say to herself, "oh wait, i'm over 50, so i should just stay indoors and draw the curtains so people can pretend i no long exist." but i love her new video. it's stylized and…

i think she changed it to Hymen.

is exactly what Satan envisioned when he created Hell.