if he meant that literally then i guess the size questions are moot point now.

mmm, must lick Klingon forehead.

beat me by 2 minutes. :)

yeah she's got a fantastic voice. on par with Whitney Houston and Mariah in their younger days. i first heard of her a few years ago when she had a big dance song out. i thought she'd be a huge mega star by now with that voice. nice to see she's still working though.

don't be jealous. apparently she's had 20 hemorrhoid surgeries. they say her anus now looks like the surface of the moon and the "craters" constantly leak a putrid juice like substance.

with all his millions you'd think he'd fork over a little extra coin for a clean, white tooth.

screw the pussy eating, i'm shocked the Dead Kennedys are still a thing.

just because.

well i wouldn't say it's haunting. now had she been 12 then yeah, haunting. this is more of a get a little vomit in your mouth and forget about it five minutes later kinda thing.

this really got me thinking about that word "ethnic". so basically the entire world of people are considered ethnic except whites?

so even Dick Poop is white?

i think she was never hired at all. she woke up one day, had nothing better to do and decided to crash the set. and they were afraid to make her leave, rightfully so, because everybody knows Rosie Perez will cut a bitch.

looks like a collection from Project Runway's wall of shame.

Kudos to Lupita! it's about time someone stopped treating these reality show vermin as though they're celebrities.

my, what a toothy grin it has.

are we sure that's not a photo of an unphotoshopped Katy Perry?

so howscome there are no female pilotessess?

the only Bravo show i can stomach anymore is Top Chef. other than that it's become the network Jerry Springer must wish he'd created.

Jennifer Beals immediately comes to mind as Ellen.

ah. ok. never heard of it referred to like that. i thought he meant gasoline.