perfect. problem solved. NEXT!

yeah, it should be half white?.

am i missing something? what magic happened? all i see is a headline, a photo, but no story.

duh. we all know there's alot of people in poverty who live in dc. i was referring to the professional working class who aren't relying on any type of government assistance.

35K? you can't live in dc making only $35k a year. maybe if you share an apartment with 4 other people or still live with your folks. but there's no way you'll be able to afford a 1 bd, or even a studio apartment unless you live out in the sticks and commute in to work. or commute in from baltimore.

pink hair? why would Rumer Willis call even more attention to her head?

this is the first time i've seen a black man named Dick. i still dunno why people named Richard prefer to be called Dick but i always thought it was a white guy thing.

sorry. judging by her later acting roles that was apparently a freak accident.

i dunno. big gaping pussy gaps kinda freak me out.

having all those kids is socially irresponsible. there'd be no way they could afford to raise even a third of the kids they have now if it weren't for us supporting them. as a society we should not be encouraging this.

oh cool! i had no idea she's friends with Isaac Hayes.

it was rap culture that changed the length of shorts to being so outlandishly long. i'm surprised nobody here made that correlation.

cringed? that's all? i'm sorry, you'll have to do better than that.

poor soylange, i bet it's not easy being the ugly one.

if she's trying to out Gaga Gaga then she succeeded ... and actually did it better.

i was just being born.

i dunno, i kinda think it's a legit question. not one single piece of that plane, it's cargo, or it's passengers have been found. just nothing. the mind tends to go to strange places when events like that happen.

well i gotta admit it did cross my mind.

lol. omg i totally forgot about the mandrell sisters show. thanks for the laugh.

now if that was a human family they'd all be flatter than pancakes by now.