gotta say, dude's aging very well. alot better than eminem is, who's face is starting to look like it's melting.

i'd tap that.

vaginas are important because they have teeth. that way, if there's something wrong with a woman's mouth and she can't open it she won't have to die of starvation because she can eat things with her vagina.

mind the gap.

the show had some funny moments, but i was expecting a few more laughs considering it's Rebel Wilson. but that hot little morsel of a male lead in the show was enough eye candy for me to stay tuned in.

i very surprised she's still relevant. her voice is weak and always heavily auto-tuned, her body is just meh, and her looks in general are average. take the makeup off and you'd plenty ladies who look like her at walmart. she had the Lolita thing going for her at the beginning of her career but aside from that there's…

as a Gen X'er myself i do agree that the millennials seem pretty lame and fragile in some ways. but maybe i'd be the same way if i were raised on a cultural diet of rap and internet porn. they have their good points though. like how, in general, they're alot less bigoted than previous generations. still, they need to…

as a Gen X'er myself i do agree that the millennials seem pretty lame and fragile in some ways. but maybe i'd be the same way if i were raised on a cultural diet of rap and internet porn. they have their good points though. like how, in general, they're alot less bigoted than previous generations. still, they need to…

as a Gen X'er myself i do agree that the millennials seem pretty lame and fragile in some ways. but maybe i'd be the same way if i were raised on a cultural diet of rap and internet porn. they have their good points though. like how, in general, they're alot less bigoted than previous generations. still, they need to…

omg, is that why my eye stings for no reason? that's been happening alot lately and each time i'm all "wtf, my eyes stinging like i'm peeling a friggin onion or something!"

she really needs to clean the jizz off that fat tongue if she's gonna be sticking it out all the time.

it's amazing the things a good makeup artist can do. i remember being surprised at seeing a photo of Madonna without makeup, this was when she was young, and being totally shocked at what plain features she really had. my hunch is that the plain features makes it even easier to makeup her face and transform her into…

i wouldn't call it frightening; more like disturbing. especially season 2. in fact i stopped watching halfway into season two because it was the most depressing show i'd ever seen. each episode just left me feeling so drained and melancholy i finally said "that's it. i've had enough" halfway through. i hope the new…

lesbians already exist.

um. no. just no.

that's cool you got Ellen Degeneres to pose with a panda for you. did you get her autograph?

pandas are probably the only undomesticated animal that doesn't have to do a damn thing but be adorable. as long as they stay so effin cute they'll always have humans to make sure they never go extinct.

jazmine. i'm a biracial guy in my early 40s. went to high school in the 80s where, it seemed, half of all couples were black/white couples. my generation (X) has greatly added to the number of biracial people walking around these days. so, frankly, get over it. there will always be people who disapprove. the best…

i grew a beard for the first time 3 years ago, i got so many compliments i've been bearded ever since. sometimes i think about shaving it all off but i know i'll regret it and will long for the day, a month hence, when it's all grown back.

i actually really dig this song. if you didn't grow up in the 80s then i guess i can see how you wouldn't have a frame of reference and consider her vocalizing scary. i keep forgetting how millennials scare so effin easily. when i heard it i immediately thought of Bowie and Peter Murphy.