I’m a paramedic and even though people are “supposed to” put away their dogs prior to our arrival, they seldom do. I have been bitten on the face by a dog while I was kneeling on a living room floor intubating a patient. I still had to do my job, but with blood running down my face. I still have a scar. I despise dog…

I wish Trump would.deport me. Why does everyone else get to leave but I’m stuck here? Maybe we could all get deported someplace nice, like Iceland, or maybe even New Zealand.

lol sounds exactly like me and my wife. i like shopping. she hates it. i wouldn’t want to drag her along with me- it’d be miserable for both of us

The minimum wage should be increased. Absolutely. I live in Missouri and I lived in St. Louis from 2006-2009. You can’t live on minimum wage. The sad part is that a LOT of people work very hard for minimum wage. Added to that, there are a decreasing number of full time jobs available. So many people work for low pay…

They considered shades other than white.

Popcorn lung is is a type of COPD, and it is a slang term that originated from when people developed inflammation of the bronchioli due to inhaling a certain flavor additive found in microwavable popcorn. It’s not a product of the nicotine found in some vape juices, but rather due to some of the sweet flavorings added…

Whoever told you this was slightly misinformed. There is no “average vape person” because not everyone uses e-juices that contain nicotine. Maybe try a vape juice that has only 3 mg of nicotine per milliliter. That’s the lowest amount.

I never smoked cigarettes in my life but I like vaping. My favorite ones are the maple syrup flavored e-juices. I also have one that tastes just like Fruit Loops cereal. I wouldn’t vape in public though. I tried an e-juice that contained nicotine one time but I did not like it. The nicotine made it taste somewhat…

i see what you did there.

Thanks for this. I did not know that Charli XCX existed until I read this on Jezebel. I like it.

Amen, brother. I went to a regular Catholic elementary school (one sanctioned by the diocese, or whatever) and it was like a normal school- math, science, literature, critical thinking, etc... The only difference I could tell between our Catholic school and the public school was that we wore uniforms and we had to…

I came to this thread to read the comments and to scroll down looking for this exact meme!!!! lol
soon as I heard him yell “shame! shame! shame!” I though of the Shame Nun too. Good job!

i’m trans living in rural midwestern america and i’m horrified. I’m having serious mental health issues, on top of my complex ptsd from serving three tours in the Army during OIF/OEF. My spouse is disabled. I work a full time job and a part time job and I’m trying to finish a master’s degree. someone just say it will…

With the Adidas logo. SAD!

me too lol.

Totally agree with you. At this point, I’m looking at Obama like he is a benign, kind, wonderfully gentle and compassionate dad to the entire nation. I couldn’t be so good- I think he truly loves the USA. He will be missed.

hahaha, I agree with you on that one. My wife and I have a bet on whether he will quit halfway through the term or be too tangled up in legal proceedings and impeachment to do anything besides whine. bring it!

i am trans and my wife is disabled and has to use a wheelchair. i’m a lifelong blue collar worker who just finished a college degree in hopes of earning a better living for us. we live in a deep red state, in a deep red town, and I work in a deep red technical job. she is terrified and i am pissed.

I am wearing a disguise in case the Trumpettes try to block me from voting- work pants, work boots, fire department t shirt and a real-tree ball cap with Skoal in my lip just so I look exactly like them and can cast my Clinton ballot unimpeded. Driver’s License, Social Security card, original birth certificate, proof…

I know it. I’m over here in a dark red state just wanting something, a tiny little word of assurance that Hillary will win. Trump- I can’t even think about it.