I’m pretty sure the girlfriend isn’t real.

To be fair, It was a very quick argument, And I have no backbone. Threw up in the street at 12:02 10/10 would do again

Never seen one of those interviews worth listening to. Silly tradition that should have been canned long ago.

OH GOD THEY WANT CHIP KELLY

More like Chuck Pa-gone-o, amirite?

Trying to drink all the alcohol you can by 11 is the worst possible idea. There is a zero percent chance you will actually stop drinking if you pursue that course of action. Just don’t drink, it’s not worth it.

You can bail, man. If you’re only around for like 3 days then you’re pretty obligated to spend all that time with relatives. But once we hit the one week mark, you’re allowed to do whatever regular shit you do like watch something on TV or go to a bar or a movie.

No drinking at all. Don't risk your friends lives, your own and your license. You took on the responsibility, or were elected, so it's your turn to be that guy. Just make sure your friends make it up to you.

Sounds like you can get a shower out of that.

“Football and Dominos” is just Mort-code for Netflix and chill, right?

Here’s the deal: Kelly was every bit the control freak that guys like Schiano or Saban were. He just masked it better.

You don't go cancelling Taco Tuesday without repercussions.

Boy, that’s a really awesome comment there az100.

It’s like if you treat people as pieces in a machine rather than as human beings, they’ll resent you for it.

I think they'll go with option three and hire Greg Schiano.

Jim Tomsula is a Pennsylvania guy.

As an Eagles season ticket holder I suspect the answer is “raise ticket prices, hire a no-tread-left-on-the-tires Marty Mornhinweg OR some obscure position coach, draft another ‘high upside, high-motor locker room leader” and begin a decade long cycle of 4-11 to 6-9 seasons.”

A playoff berth is what Brandon Weeden wished for on his 50th birthday.

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Man.