I’m gonna guess most women have decided that there’s no place for Kevin Kiley in their vaginas.
A crawfish returns!
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Some people just enjoy worrying. I think it’s defense mechanism. All the undue stress means they check out earlier.
In 500 years, do you plan on still being alive and caring?
Perhaps I’ll fire up the ol’ reading lantern and peruse a few tomes after I get done churning the butter and tilling the grain field. Grandpa.
Yeah, you should never be BUYING shoes to designate at shitty housework shoes.
Ah, yeah. I mean, those COULD be your beat to shit sneakers, but you’ll never be able to bring them inside again.
I think you missed a few male shoe requirements.
I hope Cam brings a 12th Man flag to the next game and dabs on it before kickoff. Then flips a bat for some reason.
I’m not sure what this even means in this context, so I dunno. This is the Internet, not a text message. You have no character restrictions here. Type words.
Calling someone a piece of shit is never the answer, but sometimes it is. Unfortunately, I called Matt Barnes a piece of shit and I don’t regret it.
That’s, uh, one way of looking at it, but the idea of “don’t violently attack anyone unless they’re violently attacking you” has a lot to recommend to it.
How can the NFL rulebook be the size of 8 phone books stapled together at the spine and yet not include the provision that a flipped coin has to actually flip to be valid?
There’s a guy in Ukraine currently playing with a dimmer switch and cannot figure out what it’s connected to.
If you don’t want people to be a dick to you, don’t go around telling people weed can treat OR cure cancer when, at best, weed may temporarily alleviate some of the symptoms of cancer. The website you’re quoting opens to a YouTube video with a pot leaf background, for shit’s sake.
“Treat” and “cure” are two different words. Can you beat our intoxicated friend on this quiz by correctly guessing why?
Not quite that simple. JWH-018 was a synthetic cannabinoid created in a lab to study the structure and physiological effects of THC. You can read about that here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWH-018
