I remember the details because it’s sooooooooo stupid. In fact, it may even have been the ice cream truck driver that cracked the Press Your Luck code and cheated then out of an absurd amount of money.

The problem is Jim reminds of that guy who won a game show prize, cashed it out for dollar bills looking for a special serial number to win a radio contest and ended up getting robbed when he left the money at home and went to a Christmas party.

I’m pretty sure Clemson has no use for an ugly-ass POS Ford.

Yep. They can talk about having done tests to rule this out, but I bet Nintendo, Sony, Samsung and others did the same tests on the 3D screens that were famous for those issues. Until the tech is in the wild and being used by real people, tests like that are little more than a fart in the wind.

Because if it doesn’t have an engaging and varied library at or soon after launch, it’s the definition of novelty. You can only look around so many landscapes and walk through so many jumpscare-laden houses before the idea of strapping on the headset seems less appealing than playing another game.

I would say not as high rather than not so high. Much like your garden-variety rape, I would imagine a great deal of incidents don’t get reported, especially if it’s one SUPER TOUGH MACHO FOOTBAW PLAYER shoving his fingers up another one’s butt.

And not only that, but you need, you know, games to play on it.

My current Twitter draft folder:

You know how I know your bullshit relationship is already DOA?

See, this was easy for me because as a single pud, I would always pay bills the day I got them (to this day, I don’t get it, but apparently, this isn’t always the best thing to do?) and never got any credit cards. If I didn’t have cash to pay for a thing, I didn’t buy that thing.

Is combining stuff into a new place really a huge hurdle for so many people? Or do people just not plan for space first?

y’all talk big game on the net bitches

If Domino’s (of all pizzas [of all foods]) has ever given you diarrhea, may I recommended the above product and a trip to the gastroenterologist?

Could very well be. I mean, I would have been shocked if the 39 year old with the 17 year career, busted neck, busted back, torn up shoulders, numb hands, torn up feet, bloody urine, pitched spleen, eye leprosy, hardened pancreas, lacerated lung, etc. WASN’T on some sort of drugs at this point.

Cuts right through your manforest, front and back, and you’ll never have to worry about cuts.

The difference is that Brady’s scandal involved no illegality and no drugs. He was merely accused of breaking an NFL rule. It was a nice, sanitary scandal that had an accused cheater and the the “good guys” trying to get to the bottom of it.

That is absolutely what he does, yes.

Nantz works (or at least worked) for the NFL Network last year. If that’s no longer the case, then I stand corrected, but the overall point is still valid.

I can verify what HGH is used for.

I can’t tell if this is a sarcastic fun reply or not, but I’ll take the opportunity to flesh out why the HGH being hers still makes no sense.