lol, you actively argued to sit in, watch sports and ignore your girlfriend instead of socializing, partying and getting laid

Report: Colts Plan to Chuck Pagano

Ahhhhh, yeah. The ol’ “I’m gonna get shithoused until X PM and then stop” gambit.

There’s nothing better on Thanksgiving than sitting in my car eating some Campbell’s soup out of the can and watching the FD flush the hydrants.

I could easily see the tradeoff for Lurie making Kelly the Eagles’ Il Duce being an ultimatum: you can have full control, but you better bring back, at minimum, a conference championship. One shot.

Well, you know, if your machine works, you don’t necessarily need to CARE about that.

He’s already gonna close the season, so why not?

YESSSSSSSSSSS

I will never understand why people choose to post photos of themselves online.

If he prescribed it illegally for off-label use to someone with no legitimate health-related need, it amounts to the same thing. Not all black market transactions are perpetrated by guys in trenchcoats known only as “Bobby.”

Who ever said the black market is synonymous with street corner drug dealers?

Only if you really like living dangerously. I suppose maybe for some things, this might be true, but the Mannings would have so much to lose by being tied to any sort of shady online pharmacy, the only thing I could see being worth it is a drug for off-label use that they couldn’t possibly procure from an actual…

Certainly Mrs. Manning would have been able to afford to have it prescribed and administered to her by her physicians rather than buy it black market and self-administer.

“If he wants to get hammered...”

Seeing as his parents put him through behavioral correction programs, supported two rehab stunts and have (or at least his father has) publicly stated that Johnny had a problem with drinking to relieve stress, I’d say they’re well aware it’s a problem. The Browns do as well. After all, the Browns’ MO is not doing…

“I wonder if there’s any of that party sub left back there...

Also, media outlets that work with any of the entities that bid for NFL broadcasting rights every few years will never come near a story like this for fear of getting blacklisted. Al Jazeera has no reason for such concerns.

I feel your hatred of children’s choirs is coloring your judgment on the worst ex-Beatle Christmas song. Say what you want about Happy X-Mas, but at least it has a message besides “hey, be happy about shit!”

Well, duh.

Here’s how they do it for me: