“If he wants to get hammered...”

Seeing as his parents put him through behavioral correction programs, supported two rehab stunts and have (or at least his father has) publicly stated that Johnny had a problem with drinking to relieve stress, I’d say they’re well aware it’s a problem. The Browns do as well. After all, the Browns’ MO is not doing…

“I wonder if there’s any of that party sub left back there...

Also, media outlets that work with any of the entities that bid for NFL broadcasting rights every few years will never come near a story like this for fear of getting blacklisted. Al Jazeera has no reason for such concerns.

I feel your hatred of children’s choirs is coloring your judgment on the worst ex-Beatle Christmas song. Say what you want about Happy X-Mas, but at least it has a message besides “hey, be happy about shit!”

Well, duh.

Here’s how they do it for me:

That’s exactly what it sounded like.

I’m not sure any of Al’s obits have been crossposted to Gawker proper and while the Deadspin 2016 series hasn’t criticized Sanders much more than to point out his nightmarish record on gun control, they also haven’t feverishly slobbed his pecker like the Hamilton Nolans of Gawker proper.

Understanding that this isn’t possible for everyone for logistical reasons, shitting in relation to a workout is the reason why I just bought a treadmill.

“To show that I am fair, though, I will absolutely allow the study to be funded with a different doctor at the helm. In fact, I even have a good friend who is very experienced in these kinds of matters...”

This. For his own sake, this better be a misguided PR move because if not, he just outed himself as having an eggshell psyche.

#keeppounding

Just so we’re clear, all reasonable people are in agreement that every single member of the Panthers’ roster could have have pointed at Beckham with a bat while yelling “cocksucker,” called his mother a 5 cent whore, told him they were gonna end his career and it still in no way would excuse, justify or mitigate his…

“...the suspension is nothing more than a chance for the NFL to save face...”

Because the league will lock the refs out if they ask for a 0.00000003% raise, but they don’t want to undermine them.

Yeah, I don’t get that. Maybe there was a reason he didn’t call Beckham out specifically for the hit, but it's weird as hell to take a late, intentionally dirty hit and go in on the guy for being a showman instead.

Check your math on the Panthers record. #13-1 #keeppounding

“Those fans showed up to their asses off yesterday...”