We just need 30-50 good feral hogs.

Could there really be a more appropriate coda to the surreal insanity of the past 4+ years if Nickelback ultimately turn out to be the ones who swoop in to save America and bring about Trump’s downfall?

Bill Taylor: “I think it’s crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign.”

“The President has been crystal clear no quid pro quo’s of any kind.”

the way this story is developing is interesting because the right can’t figure out an angle to take that doesn’t involve Trump immediately contradicting them

Don’t leave out this:

Yep. Was just speaking with a friend about this.

And the worst part is you just know that smug fuck is going to have a field day going off on Bernie’s heart episode and bragging how he’s the healthiest person ever.

Fuck.

“not all boomers”

Family Guy has to be one of the most overrated shows of all time

Eh. As long as he’s not holding Rick and Morty up as a genius paean to the misunderstood value of nihilism that only true intellectuals can fully appreciate, I’m down. I kinda dig the show myself, but I’ve never felt the need to storm a McDonald’s for Szechuan sauce, nor do I think I’m particularly erudite for…

“Fox News: We don’t report, you don’t have to decide...”

FOX News - “Simple answers for simple people.”

“There’s a big headline that’ll get your attention, then you look at the story it’s easily explained,” co-host Brian Kilmeade said.”

God, I love it when people are right, but not for the reason they think. 

I don’t see a long or bright future for President Pence. The only kind of person who could be so oblivious to all the wrong doing around them would be a patsy and Mother would not allow Pence to be in the same room with anyone going by that name.

Or? We could just fucking let them? Would it be that much of a loss?

Oh no the old white people who weigh 250+lbs are coming!

Not how it works

I would actually be alright with that. Other goofy 80's stuff like Megaforce would be fun to see given another chance.