You kid...but that actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea. Especially if they make it more comedic than serious.

There are 4 Hemsworths - Keenan Thompson can play d’Artagnan.

The Three Hemsworthteers!

Quick, someone distract Sony by waiving a proposal for another Three Musketeers in their face. Pitch it to star all the Hemsworths. 

Crystal Skull vodka sales must be low.

Amen. In DC you stand on the right FFS. It’s not hard, and yet...

Came here to mention the stand right/walk left on the metro escalators.

I second this with every power in my being

Local Authority Dick Move: Washington, DC’s WMATA (metro) system shutting down 2 of the 3 lines that serve the Virginia suburbs for the entire Summer of 2019 because they were completely negligent in performing track/station maintenance for decades.

Why isn’t this happening to trump?

Since 1 WAR is worth about 8 million dollars, and he’s at 3.6 WAR for the year making 25 million, he has outperformed year 1 of his contract in only five months.

He thought it was a catch, but he failed to complete a “baseball move”.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

“My Emperor,

You are unclothed. Bare as the day you were born. As your naked resplendence is too much for the mortal eye to bear, so mine eyes must turn from your glory, and toward mundanity. I shall walk forever in the shadow of your toadstool, ne’er again to turn my head toward the fires of your Scrotal Sodom, lest…

So what are the odds that this is fake? 60%? 70%?

She’s an ICON?  I think you need to leave her alone. 

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

Some super smart Islamofascist terrorist organization might have thought:

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.