If given the chance, what wrestling move would you perform on the Hulkster and why?

I’m partial to the Adelsons

wait, so is he Joaquim Noah or?

he has no interest in actually playing defense and is constantly out of position/offers up weak attempts at marking. Pique isn’t fast enough (or savvy enough) to cover for him, and they have gotten burned. I pin most of the AM Champs league loss on him, honestly. They should have subbed him out in the first half

Yes, but will they jettison Dani Alves? That’s really all I care about. He SUCKS.

go... fuck yourself.

I think Luke asked Han to hide her, and Han hid her on Jakku using the Falcon as payment to Unkar Plutt - he didn’t spend 10 years looking for her, he knew where she was and found her immediately when the Falcon went off planet (it had a tracker in it).

How did you miss the “she’s actually a time traveling Shmi Skywalker” theory?

a little warning before showing this disgusting football chin in all its horrid, horrid, glory would have been nice

ahahahaha OMG Wolverine as Honey Badger

Independence Day: Welcome (Back) to EARF

ask Siri to do it

except that you can see the bandolier.....

unless he’s holding Chewie’s bandolier, I’m going to say it’s not Han. (source - Japanese trailer)

Oh shit, that’s definitely chewie - you can see his banoldier.

Third-hand story here (2 generations removed) - per my memory of a story my father told regarding my grandfather. My father is from a tropical country and grew up in relative squalor (no electricity or plumbing, etc.). Similarly, my grandfather grew up when the jungle was even less populated and there was very little…

I recently watched this via iTunes rental — can confirm that the action was tremendous, but holy shit the acting - I can’t remember such poorly written (or performed) dialogue. and the little kid. OMFG. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

“...first hurler since Nolan Ryan in 1973 to hold two teams hitless in the same regular season...”

are we sure it’s not actually seth mcfarlane?

Seriously, where is Hawk-Guy?!??!??!?