So, I read Infinite Jest using the Kindle App on my phone... other than a crazy, crazy amount of screen time, I actually found it really accessible, since I could just click on the footnotes each time I encountered them.

do you remember that one time, when he met Jon from Jon and Kate +8?

he also won a ring with the Phillies. I hope that someday, when he doesn’t get into the hall of fame, that he’ll wear a Phillies cap

Seems like a demotion from commissioner, though I guess he’s moving back into the big city

David Bell

Goddamn common core

ehhh, isn't ESPN the Fox News of sports?

I can't believe you left Kennedy off this list

but if you were a precog who successfully changed the future you saw, wouldn't that make you NOT a precog?

And DJ was KD's college point guard - think that played into it at all?

Also, didn't Oglaf solve this problem with the whole "Ice queen" storyline? the answer, as always, is a strap-on.

+1

Whatever, he still looks like an alien

oh man, i'm going to see it for the sheer fact that I can't believe Die Antwoord is in it (and apparently play some prominent roles). mind blowing over here.

Two words: "Player Coach". Get it done.

TRIPLE Cs

also, don't be a minority.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everyone knows it's Camden, NJ - come on!

I don't know that I ever got past the stupid technodrome