Hey, I paid good money for this JD, I should be able to go by "Doctor" if I damn well want to. I mean, who uses "Esquire" nowadays, anyway?

The white space represents the lack of top tier talent

not like a Cleveland handshake deal ever went south, before, either... (*cough* Boozer *cough*)

9th Grade - as an excuse to test the flammability of hairspray, I made a potato gun and graphed the average distances of a large number of potatoes using a 2 second spray in each instance. As you might expect, Aqua Net won, though it couldn't hold a candle to WD-40. Bonus: a group of teachers at the school got me…

or they could have gone with "Thora"...

I read a number of them when I was a kid, but lately I restarted the whole Drizzt Do'Urden saga and have been heavily addicted.

Non-pratt? then what do you call this?

I thought the plan in #2 was to destroy Jotunheim (or maybe I'm missing the joke reference to Nibelheim)?

Aww, I was expecting

I, for one, think this would be fucking awesome.

or maybe

you must be thinking that he says "you CANNOT pass" in the books, and "you SHALL NOT pass" in the movies

Counterpoint:

I think someone needs to school Rich Eisen on FCC regulations (or lack thereof), especially in re: indecency/obscenity on CABLE TV.

these are the best

I think we'll have to disagree as to level of ballsi-ness. I personally look at the overstepping the bounds issue as equal parts bumbling, equal parts somehow-still-not-knowing-how-the-Circuits-think and constantly getting pimp slapped. I will agree, however, that they have been more ballsy in the last few years, but…

I'll just set this here:

if the FCC actually had balls...

So you're saying you forgot because you had one too many facts in your head, like Kelly did on that game show? reminder: