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Crash Test Dumbass
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Aren’t you forgetting a beloved character called me?

America needs the wit and wisdom of Jay Sherman “The Critic” now more than ever.  So let’s revive that short-lived classic instead.

But my crazy, unhinged former friend from high school can post all the pandemic misinformation she wants.

I think the fact that they removed the SD card AND RAM starts at 8GB on the “Ultrais egregious. I have an S10 (not the +, just the standard model) that has 8GB of RAM and an SD card slot. I have an S20+ that has 12GB of RAM and an SD card slot. I skipped the S21 line because they took away real things and gave

What a grating statement.

So close!

When I saw him on a morning show trying to explain how “Stop and Frisk is good, actually!” I know he was a special kind of guy.

I’m rapidly coming to the conclusion that NYC’s latest savior is a self-righteous, judgmental prick, in addition to being as self-serving and corrupt as any other NYC politician.

“You take someone on heroin, put them in one room, and someone hooked on cheese, put ’em in another room, and you take it away, I challenge you to tell me the person who’s hooked on heroin and who’s hooked on cheese.”

I’ve yet to hear of someone robbing or burglarizing to pay for their cheese habit, so...I say this as someone with a 90% vegan diet by choice but maaaaaan, it’s gonna be a long 4 years with this guy.

“Food is addictive,” said Adams. “You take someone on heroin, put them in one room, and someone hooked on cheese, put ’em in another room, and you take it away, I challenge you to tell me the person who’s hooked on heroin and who’s hooked on cheese.”

“fix” Kinja

Was about to say that, it was probably part of the original design and they demanded the chairs be removed.

We’e talking bout rich assholes here. That is a strong possibility.

Some people were so rich that they could afford Leonardo da Vinci to decorate their lunch rooms.

My experience riding trains is that they’re only boring if you find your own company boring

I mean, that has been the plan for every other media property he has owned, so yes, I imagine that’s the plan here.

Yes the super rich can still be super rich and pay their employees living wages and taxes that support the infrastructure that enable them to become super rich.

That’s a lot of money that’s not going to the people that made it possible for Bezos to have the boat in the first place.

Or just fucking take it apart right there in the drydock.