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Being able to work from home undermines meritocracy. If you’re working from home you might not be at your desk 100% of the time but still getting all of the work done. Acknowledging that conflict — getting all the work done in less time than you sit at the office — would expose that many of the jobs we have right now

Honestly fuck any of the rich who bitch and moan about being confined to their personal paradises. I WISH I could hide away like this with my loved ones.

In the less than two weeks the senator was confined to his home, he found the mandate to stay six feet away from his family “frustrating” and “annoying,”

Why would anybody want to hurt the economy? What reason?

You might consider that a lot of it is projection. Conservatism is paranoid, vindictive, and totally lacks self awareness. The cycle goes like this: they imagine a crime their opposition hasn’t committed and accuse them, ignore the evidence or any objective reality, and then commit the same crime, justifying it as

His entire schtick is fighting everyone possible at all tines. That’s how he’s couched his entire presidency around “winning.” People want to unite behind fighting the virus, but he can’t do that, because that doesn’t revolve around him. So he’s got to fight someone, somewhere, somehow.

That shit is like catnip to them. You already got one lol.

This is what white people chose for leadership.

I appreciate that criticism, sincerely! It definitely walks that line of being its own thing, but it’s got just enough of a kick and is delicious enough that I thought it merited inclusion. 

Seriously, I had an $11,000 student loan that I’ve since paid $15,000 over the years and still owe about $18,000. Where was Tom Nook then?

Tom Nook offers zero interest loans with infinitely flexible payment plans, the only stipulation being that you can’t take out another loan until your current one is paid off.

Not a very good picture (certainly not as good as ones taken by the photographer I traveled with, Joy Asico (asicophoto.com), but this at least gives you a sense.

Are you really this fucking stupid?

So what you are saying is the hoax was democrats sounding the alarm early about the urgency of the situation. Got it. Keep smoking that pole

He admitted to sexually assaulting women. One chamber has impeached him.

Serious question: Trump has gotten away with everything else, including impeachment, so why would COVID-19 be any different?

Well, the ads are loading just fine, so we’ve got that going for us, which is nice.

It took me literally seven refreshes to get the comments section to load. FIX YOUR SHIT, KINJA. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Hell yeah, my dude is gonna be pretty af.