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I’m super surprised she couldn’t even put on a good showing in Mass, don’t blame her for dropping out after that.

Let this be a lesson to all of the other billionaire psychopaths out there who think they can buy the presidency. You cannot buy the presidency.

Wow, in the US that kind of business savvy gets you the Oval Office.

When it comes to racist, hateful behavior the assumption is that young, white men have the market cornered

Be sure to let your sister know that her son is internalizing her hate. 

I don’t know when they changed the recipe but I don’t think it’s just nostalgia talking when I say modern creme eggs are nothing like I remember as a kid or even a teenager. I remember rich, gooey, flavorful filling and now it’s usually semi-solid sugar with next to no taste other than ‘overly sweet’. 

As games get older I fund it funny how old some of these characters are technically supposed to be. But As the article states I don’t mind - these character designs are largely timeless and while new iterations can change aspects they generally don’t undergo massive changes that would make people suddenly reject the

I remember when I switched from a lazy, fast food-heavy diet to one that involved yogurt and fruit for breakfast and dinners that included more vegetables and I made the mistake of mentioning it on Facebook. A high school friend who was deep enough into the crazy 2013 bloggers-who-think-they’re-doctors culture to have

I’ve really noticed the last five years or so how much shit is marketed to me by telling me it will provide perfect health and fix everything wrong with my life. Eat this diet and you’ll never get sick, suffer low energy, feel stress, or have insomnia ever again! Do this brand of meditation and your wildest dreams

I don’t understand the whole “Epstein didn’t kill himself” meme scene. And I can approach it from both directions.

It seems that we will never understand that the word “free” means I have to give someone nothing at all in return for what I receive. In this surveillance economy, my information (via Dunkin’s DDPerks) is the cost of the donut. That donut, to me, will be free if -and only if - they hand me the donut upon purchase of

A sculpture of Donald Trump made out of 400 pounds of nails with the phrase “TOUGH AS NAILS” on the base.

Dr. David Schneider, during a panel on the “ills of socialized medicine,” claiming that “socialized medicine killed Princess Diana.” Schneider added, “Princess Diana would have lived had that accident happened in America.”

That just means there is no way in hell Iowa should be the first state in the primary season considering there first and third place got blown out once they got into diverse states. If SC were first I bet Harris would still be in it and Pete might have dropped out before the primaries began. Without Iowa, you dont

Lady MAGA, a drag queen and gay man named Ryan who told me that the LGBT movement is “dangerously pushing transgenderism on children.” adding, “I feel that the T has taken over the entire movement.”

This needs to be read to all those patting themselves and Pete on the back for his dropping out. He never should’ve been seen as a serious candidate in the first place. No black man or woman with that thin of a resume would’ve ever been considered a serious candidate for the highest office in the land. Seeing people

My favorite part is how his supporters want to blame a few blog posts on The Root for supposedly tanking his campaign 😂😂😂

Am I comfortable? Hell, no! But Mayor Pete wasn’t going to make me comfortable.

Just take the criticism and sit with it why don’t you?