So what you’re saying is: while Elvis was a hero to most, he never meant shit to Q; for the sucker, simple and plain, was a racist, so motherfuck him and John Wayne?

The best part of the entitled whiteness is that he’s going straight for the Senate, the big six-year chair, 1 of 100, despite nobody knowing who he is besides “dipshit who pointed guns at peaceful protestors”.

Always a good day to kick a bi/trans/homophobe in the fork, but today is an especially good day for that.

These have never been at any Bar Mitzvah I’ve attended, and I’m not Jewish so I’ve never had my own, but damn if I don’t love me some Fruit Gems and I need to figure out where I can get them RIGHT NOW

The gift that keeps on giving:

Unions have been seriously demonized for the last couple of decades (though I remember pro-union commercials still happening under Reagan), mostly by billionaires trying to get more money and realizing they can turn the little people on each other. Amazon has been spreading anti-union propaganda for years themselves,…

It’s almost like HIV is sexually transmitted and not airborne, so masks don’t help (except, as above, the ones that go over your dick). It’s almost like 23 years of education on how to prevent HIV weren’t a thing in 2004, the year you arbitrarily chose. It’s almost like 2004 wasn’t the FUCKING PEAK OF AIDS RELATED…

Pedro And Me is a great (heartbreaking) read, both about how close Winick and Zamora became behind the scenes, but also how little many people (including Winick) knew about HIV, even as late in the epidemic as 1994.

I kind of want to try one because I understand that the Gros Michel is supposed to be more ‘banana’-y than the Cavenidsh. (io9 mentions the myth that ‘banana’ flavoring (like in candy) was based on the Gros Michel, and while the headline claims that the myth was debunked, studies linked in the same article says “yeah,…

Dr. Oz should be punched in the face on live television every day.

this sounds

And he gets a mace! Like an actual mace that, when members of the House get stroppy, he can pull out and point at them like ‘you motherfuckers best settle down’!

I just figured she got Sellers confused with any other Black politician, since “he never talked that way before” probably means “I can’t actually tell Black people apart”.

Well, we do need more organ donors

Ha ha ha, oh wow: some grey dipshit was like “but but but racial profiling is good because all airplane terrorists ever were Arabic”. It’s 2021 and people still aren’t familiar with the concept of “security theatre”.

You’d think he would have made a bigger deal of that. I’m mad enough getting racially profiled; if they hit me with a belt, I would own most of Delta and at least 25% of the Atlanta airport.

I’m mixed race and look Arabic and I think I was pulled aside for “extra screening” on every single flight I took between 2002-2010. But, y’know, it’s totally random and not security theatre.

That’s beautiful. Thank you.

Did Floyd overdose? Yes, he overdosed on a non-prescription knee on his fucking neck for nine minutes, you assholes.

If the Daily Mail tells me anything, I know the opposite must be true, so, um, what’s the opposite of rice water?