Today I learned that people like hops flavor even without the side effect of getting drunk enough to not notice the hops flavor.

Hey, y’know, I hear a certain person went to Wharton. For undergrad, of course — he wasn’t nearly smart enough to get into Wharton School of Business — but I’m pretty sure I heard he went there, and so he was near the school at some point, and thus the world’s best businessman. Bigly.

Jamaican beef patties were one of the few nods to his Jamaican heritage my dad would admit to. Once a month or so we’d pick up a dozen at the Golden Krust on 168th and Hillside (which is closed now). Strangely, I didn’t learn about coco bread until grad school.

Not intereste... wait, it comes in flagons?

Mouth openers look pretty uncomfortable, and fashion designers hate women, so... maybe?

I sang on Doowutchalike, and if ya missed it
I’m the one that said “just grab ‘em in the biscuits”.

That’s more of a half circle, I think?

For me, it’s not the frames so much as the lenses. I’m “only” very myopic (-8) and the lenses alone at a physical USAan retailer would cost more than two full pairs of the glasses I bought online; last I looked, they were over $300. And the glasses I bought even had the fade-in sunglass tint. The fact that the…

Well, that’s a fucking shame.

A cow like that, you don’t eat all at once.

I read somewhere (possibly in one of the books recommended to me by The Root’s commentariat) that one of the reasons white folks hate black folks’ hair so much is because they can never have it. I mean, sure, some white people can affect dreads with a lot of product and effort, but their hair won’t lock naturally.…

Wedges are awesome. Also cool: the original NYC subway r40; this GoBot:

“in danger of”?

He’s just trying to be better at standing than his brothers-in-law. Admittedly, a very low bar; thus, this effort.

I’m just here to agree that the R train is the worst, and that bagels taste good toasted.

Have I told you lately that I loaf you?

Dammit Gita, I am so sorry to see you go. Josh, I don’t think I’ve read your writing, so my apologies. I hope you both end up somewhere awesome.

“White nationalist” is five syllables. “Shitheel redneck useless fucking waste of my precious oxygen resources” is 21 syllables, and you know how we all be lazy.

Damn, what a drummer he was. I remember reading a story that when the tech would change his drum skins, there would only be wear in one specific spot because Peart was just that technically accurate.

Me too, also.