I actually found some at my local liquor store (which, admittedly, has a lot of different cheeses and salumi (which I shop for there more than the actual alcohol)). Wegmans, if you’re in an area with a Wegmans, also often carries it, sometimes near the cheese curds.

1) I didn’t watch the trailer yet, but his wig in the still image looks worse than his CGIed-out mustache

Have we said “fuck J/O Media” enough in the past five minutes? I really don’t think so. Fuck J/O Media right in their stupid shortsighted eyes. 

This is an argument I can get behind.

Huh, I thought I was an only child.

A certain maniac.

27%.

this —> / is a forward slash

Wow, a shitty president that was terrible for everyone who was not an extremely wealthy straight white man was also racist? Fetch me my fainting couch.

I think I am in this exact same boat, and I am terrified by the USA’s wholesale adoption of ranch as some sort of enjoyable flavor.

Unlike some of the more hyperbolic corners of the Salty Snack Draft comments, one isn’t great and the other isn’t disgusting.

The alt-right (into which I gladly classify MRAs) have been attempting to ruin pretty much everything for at least a decade now. I support taking it all back, because those guys can eat a pile of unsalted dicks. I also support eliminating them because that way we can free our mind space from their pollution as well.

Please stop the “horrifically realistic cartoon characters” thing. I already have nightmares.

Also a reminder that the Right is, for some reason, terrified of Nancy Pelosi, who is currently third in line for the Presidency. If Trump goes, we know Pence has to go too (possibly even more so), and we end up with President Pelosi. Because she is already demonized by the moron train, she politically can’t look too…

The practice of Juche is firmly rooted in the ideals of sustainability through agricultural independence and a lack of dependency.

Obpfiusly, kviek yeasht is ze differenz from ze SLOW yeasht.

How can you input the Konami Code without A and B buttons, Sony, or the A and B buttons swapped, Microsoft? Also, what about the secret Konami Code that used the L and R buttons on the SNES controller (although I don’t think that was for a Contra game)?

Yes. Literally anything.

I thought the headline meant they were going to become just “IHOP” like when Kentucky Fried Chicken rebranded themselves as simply “KFC” because either they didn’t want to point out the ‘fried’ or couldn’t legally call it ‘chicken’, depending on your flavor of conspiracy theory.

We met at a book signing. You called me a GLORY BOY at my request when you signed my book.
I hope you stick around to give the right takes, you goddamned GLORY BOY writer.