One of my dad’s few nods to his direct Jamaican ancestry is that he only allowed Jamaican rum in the house. That being said, I want to try the Doctor Bird and I hope I can find it in my area.

Oh, dude, I thought this was going to be an entry in Age Of Heroes for a second and I got really confused.

I am incredibly offended.

Hey, I’m technically a middle manager and male, and I don’t reply to everything that calls me ou... oh wait

JKLA makes his in a loaf pan. It’s a three day process, but it comes out pretty good. I don’t think he’s at the full trompo-replacement stage yet, but the only place that made good tacos al pastor around me went out of business last summer.

It is Dave Grohl! It’s from the Learn To Fly video which I won’t even try to link because Kinja, but all four Foos play a bunch of different roles.

Cold ketchup is an affront to nature itself.

Without the bubble dome.

I enjoyed this as a kid, but then one of my cousins deleted the save that was at the final temple, and I didn’t have the patience to do the whole game again.
Wow. That was 30 years ago and I’m still annoyed about that. I need to learn to let more things go.

What did the F train ever do to you?

First, observe the whole bowl.

That’s a feature of nearly all public libraries (at least the ones that still have an MLS behind the desk): it’s called Readers Advisory and not only are many of us trained extensively in it, but we don’t get to do it nearly enough! Please come to your local library and ask the nice librarian to recommend you a book…

Wait, how can you download a movie as a .jpg?

Only if it’s a “sexy” health inspector costume (read: without pants)

A MX Master mouse is all well and good, but do they have a MX Master mic?

A MX Master mouse is all well and good, but do they have a MX Master mic?

It appears that I am now officially too old for this shit. I used to be with it, but then they changed what “it” was, and now what I’m with isn’t “it”. And what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.

I approve of your life goals, but why does Jay-Z look like Jerry Stiller now?

Sauces? Come on, white people don’t believe in seasoning.

Sean, you were great here, and I’m sad to see you go. This site is no longer what it once was, and I’m proud of you for holding on as long as you did.

What amazes me is that this list is entirely backwards. Cherry is the best, and I try to give away the strawberry ones, except for the occasional time where I eat one to remind myself how terrible they are. They need to make a bag of just red ones, and I would eat five of them.