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But they're not middle class; why, they'd be millionaires if it weren't for all of the poors and immigrants dragging them down!

Things move really fast on the water in this world, so Jamie and Bronn were probably leagues down the river by the time they got out of it.

also, KINJER IS COMING

It looks like it'll be him versus Arya.

Jon and the dragon had more chemistry than Jon and Dany.

It's 2017 and we have a president who loves Nazis. This is not the future I imagined as a child.

It'd be nice if you could move the crossfader while scratching, but there's only one mouse.

I was thinking more rejects from the Daft Punk scene of Tron: Legacy

I think the answer was "Register with Disqus, shmoe!"

I hope it's on a Thursday so we could have a right proper sendoff here.

That's so sad! I'm sorry to hear that.

-hands you the Understatement Of The Day trophy-

I remember when it was avclub.theonion.com, but I don't remember ever reading the print A.V. Club. Was it always in the print edition of The Onion, or just in certain markets?

Gameological, when it existed.
Getting a couple of "best" comments in threads.
My first time feeling like I belonged here — no specific time; maybe it was an upvote from Dik?

This, apparently!

Martinelli's sparkling cider?

I'm sorry, Shulkie. I didn't mean to make anybody uncomfortable, especially not people I'm fond of.

I remember Bush II really wanting to get us into a war with China about this time 16 years ago, and then the attacks happened and we decided to retaliate on someone else entirely, so maybe it's just a Republican thing in the summer heat? I don't think NK wants a war either, at least not with us, but I'm still scared

I can't say I would blame him for that. Kim, I mean.