Twitter, I could read that whole

Just think, if it weren't for

It's a high-tech bar strainer. We'll finally get the Demon In A Bottle arc we've all been waiting for!

In a surprise twist, Roseanne herself will be playing Becky, and the rest of the cast will all be Becky's family from the future.

At least somebody caught it, which is good enough for me.

Keep your day job; don't sell your stock.

It's a really big jambalaya.

Oh no! I hope the grocery isn't as bad as you fear.

Real Food, Fake Food. Horrifying and depressing.

Interesting! What's faux about it? Also, a pistachio crust sounds both amazing and terrifying.

Mmm, bulgogi…

Sodomy… fellatio… cunnilingus… pederasty
Father, why do these words sound so nasty?

No — those are posted by the staff, so we'll just have a harder time commenting on them.

Did it make you happy?

This is super sucky. Is there still going to be "greying" and shit like that, where we have to be specifically voted onto the island? I should create a Kinja account just to be safe…

You seem like a pretty awesome person and are generous with your love and support, so I at least thank you back!

That sounds delicious, even though I don't care for seafood! I miss having a grill and a garden.

I'm glad the temptation worked out for you! That does sound really good.

Fuck that somebody very dear to me has been, for lack of a better word, brainwashed by their parents, and is now spewing alt-right propaganda. I don't know of a way to help this person. They're about to start college, and are already complaining about "liberal academics" so I don't think that will help.
Fuck also that…

Dire Straits — Industrial Disease
Led Zeppelin — Houses Of The Holy
Primus — The Ol' Diamondback Sturgeon
Prince — 1999
The Cars — Tonight She Comes
Soundgarden — Outshined
Thomas Dolby — Airwaves
R.E.M. — Camera
Kronos Quartet — Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
MC Hawking — What We Need More Of Is Science