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We ♥ Katamari — Everlasting Love
Bruce Springsteen — Dancing In The Dark
Tom Petty — Zombie Zoo
Smashing Pumpkins — Rocket
The Beatles — Norwegian Wood
"Weird Al" Yankovic — Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
Marvelous 3 — Every Monday
Rancid — You Don't Care Nothin'
Nirvana — You Know You're Right
The Magnetic Fields — I

That hardly seems like my fault.

I have a better idea: Let's not.

NO AND ALSO FUCK YOU FOR EVEN ASKING

Love. Love will tear us apart, again. Not the Internet.

Hey now, I might smell and be ugly, but… what was the third thing?

It's been a while since I've read the book, but I felt that her distance was more from her not fully having emotions (being dead) rather than not actually being distant from Shadow in life.

Do you think it was a coincidence that tonight's episode was about a dead woman named Laura, considering the competition?

(The "puppy" thing was definitely in the book (in a scene I'm sad they didn't include), but it may have been lost in the translation, as you say.)

I'm not convinced I like this 'new' Laura, filled with apathy, compared to book!Laura, but I suppose we'll see what happens in the episodes to come?

We should squash this pun thread before it starts.

country music’s most distinguished mudflap

Now you have me imagining a sort of Y: The Last Man situation where all of the right-wingers suddenly die except for one, and he has to survive in a world full of liberals, some of whom want to save him and some who want him dead.

There are people who want to hear it. Even if we're just creeps on the Internet.

This is rampant crash test dummy hate!

She knows what she did.

JINX!

We don't hate men, Brandon; we just hate you.

But Trump doesn't wear eye makeup, so Depp's main talent would be lost!

I'd rather see him spend the rest of his natural life in prison anyway, but I've thought that since at least the 80s.