Sadly, how is today different than any other day?

I love the intro to The World Has Turned And Left Me Here. The perfect amount of jangle over that riff…

I just took the first bit of Steven Universe out of the library. I've had a few people recommend it to me, and I hope it's as good as they say.

WOE JOE! It's the new battle cry for the G.I. Joe Emo Battalion.

The HTML tags are like, well, markers. The <b> tag starts the bold text, and the </b> tag ends it.

Stephen Fry's Stephen Fry In America. So far he's mostly spending time in fairly random parts of the states he's in (for example, he spent all of his New Jersey time in Atlantic City, which is not really representative of the state), but I'm enjoying his takes.

We share a birthday! Not the year, but if I ever met her, I… probably wouldn't tell her for fear of seeming like a creep.

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There was a boy whose job it was to stand nearby with a bucket of water in case of any emergencies. Unfortunately, he was often confused with the piss-boy, so the position didn't last very long.

I'm glad to hear they're mostly OK! Fuck that other driver.

I have so much outrage fatigue. I'm even mad at my otherwise awesome Dem congresscritter for not scheduling any events for this year yet. I just want to make it all go away, and it's not going away, and why is this even reality?

Bought my tickets to a huge local kink event, and got the time off I requested to go to it.

Knock it off, work! There are more important things to do, like comment on the A.V. Club!
Also, congrats! Yay for 18 months!

The Magnetic Fields — The Book Of Love
"Weird Al" Yankovic — First World Problems
Screaming Females — Deluxe
Skee-Lo — I Wish
The Clash — I Fought The Law
Prince — The Arms Of Orion
Ramones — I Wanna Be Sedated
Dire Straits — Skateaway
Social Distortion — Ring Of Fire
Squeeze — Black Coffee In Bed

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Were passersby amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood?

It rocks me like the real thing, and if it were the real thing, it'd scare me more, or so I'm told.

I hope you can get it treated. I let it go once and ended up with bronchiolitis, which sucks even more. Get well soon!

Also, fuck Disqus — not only does it break on large threads, but now I can't use the spacebar to page down in the threads. Grr.

As a fellow librarian, I wish you luck through the green haze of envy.