More like truly an outrage!

To be honest, I’m not really sure why (if this was 4chan) continually do this. It just seems so... tired.

...but it’s allegedly a 4chan prank aimed at drumming up outrage

UGHHH, racist old lady, federal age limit for who can be a manager lady, lobster lady, skeletor...actually every single person who has ever been an asshole to a server/cashier/customer service person. I’ve had to suffer a variation of all these jackasses. A woman who I could not cash out because we had closed who…

Anybody notice “Odin” looks a lot like:

One of my Indian buddies showed me this picture. I guess “Benchod” is a common insult in Hindi that means “Sister Fucker.” So, if you want to get past the ESPN censors, just cuss in a different language.

You’ve got it all wrong. This is a George Lucas approved change to the original. He realized that Vader, powerful as he was in the force, never would have failed to recognize his own daughter from two feet away. Or at least recognized her as force sensitive. So he had to change which character Vader was confronting…

I’ve got an amazing costume this year. It’s jeans, a Stargate T-Shirt, and a bottle of Scotch.

Do we get bonus, “And you’re just fucking wrong.” points by mentioning that I’m a physicist and geophysicist, hold a graduate degree in science, and hold a professional certification in science? That I’m a practicing geophysicist working contracts in government, industry, and academia on a yearly basis, while…

Nope. That logic doesn’t work. Sexual harrassment isn’t about horniness, sex, “hydraulic psychology”or guys getting or not getting laid.

Missing the point here, dude. This guy’s sexual harrassment of coworkers has absolutely zero to do with what you’re talking about.

At least we will always have

OH HEY CAN I HAVE AUTHORSHIP ON ODECK!?!??!

I’m going to have to read this article multiple times, possibly forty times in total. That’s as many as four tens.

By all that is holy, please let the CEO of the Colonial Times franchise be some crazy Paul Allen-esque guy who has single-handedly collected all of the colonial supernatural tchotchkes that Abbie & Ichabod need and seeded them in the 13 restaurants that litter the Northeast. Each one has a theme that relates to the…

After I saw this movie in 2008 I did some Googling out of curiosity only to find out I work about a mile from the house where the murders took place. They changed the city name from Wineville to Mira Loma. The house is still there, too. And the street the house is on is still named Wineville for some reason.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT ARE YOU INFERRING I’LL CUT YOU.

If anybody is curious, I am also WILLING to sign for 3/$53M with the Cavaliers.

There wasn’t an agenda; it’s just a story that I felt strongly enough about to rant like this. I make ugly things with wires, and have since I was a kid. That kid could have been me, if I was growing up where he was, in this time.

Aw, I was hoping for a gritty, realistic reboot which explores the dark backstory of Bert the chimney sweep.