As soon as the Social Justice Warriors

Turning beer into racecars... Skip Barber is a goddamn national hero.

Geisel Naps are indeed glorious! UCSD Pride!

I remember when my dad, who was a research professor at UCSD, took me to the UCSD library Geisel for the first time. I was blown away.

This is the sentence that dooms all “nutritional” studies to be meaningless (whether it’s about soft drinks, red meat or eating the things that are “good” for you):

Counterfact: 100% of chocolate consumers are, at the time of consumption, alive.

These people need to be prosecuted like the criminals they are. I don’t think that would be an over reaction. They endanger their own children and others. Maintenance of public health is not a “choice.” The government has the right and the responsibility to make people stop doing things that are harmful to others,…

1. Why do you hate the Patriots.

I’d like to be happy that some kind of justice is being done, but organizations like this attract corruption. Whoever runs the show will be offered millions to hold the World Cup in Sierra Leone or Honduras and some one will accept that influence. Odds are it will be back to business as usual in a few years.

Has that headline writer accepted the offer of a job at Deadspin yet? Or is the time difference giving you trouble getting in touch with him?

Meredith, I’m saddened to hear you’re leaving the site, your chaotic presence in this rogue’s galley will be sorely missed.

This bizarre persona of mine you see before you is partly Tanith Lee’s fault. Her horror stories, her vampire tales, they made an indelible mark on me. She taught me so much as a writer, as a girl, as a person. I am gutted she’s gone but I am so, so thankful for what she gave us. Incredible author, incredible person.

At no point in the essay do I encourage people to “believe (their) own bullshit” — in fact, I say that impostor syndrome is useful in part because it keeps you from thinking that your shit don’t stink. At the same time, most of us are pretending that we deserve to be here, and that doesn’t make us sociopaths.

Also, lets not forget that time they tried to replace Bruce Wayne with Danny Ocean:

Okay, now THAT is some next-level bullshit right there.

Not even on the packaging.