Her article over on NYMag reeks of the exact self-gratifying martyrdom as 90% of the IHTM columns. I want my five minutes back.

Both my Taiwanese parents hate him because he’s a garbage racist trashfire.

I’VE GOT A REALLY LARGE JUSTICE SWORD AND I SWING IT HOWEVER I WANT.

Moff’s Law was one of those formulative moments in io9 history where things really just clicked together and shit got serious.

Your Avatar post was my first experience with moderating folks, and I think that irrevocably broke something in me for the better.

I can attest that, in person, Annalee and CJA are very nice people that did not call the police on me.

Ha. Hahahha. Hahahaha. Ahhhh. 2007 was such a long time ago.

You fill very well the big CJA-shaped hole left in our hearts, Evan. This movie sounds like a goddamn disaster.

But seriously, thank you for continuing to do what you do.

Thank you so much. It’s been a really long and interesting ride all these years. Not much more I can say that isn’t already known as it is, but I wish you even more success in your writing career.

AND the San Tomas Aquino Trail reeks of putrid algae 9 months out of the year!

i’m fueled by the salty tears of confused commenters, madam

http://observationdeck.kinja.com/great-news-re-…

True story: My college roommate bought a can of ManWich for the first time in his life, opened it, looked in, shoved it at me and said, “Where the fuck is the bun?”

Give me that io9 avatar, and go sit in the corner.

Psh. Sarcasm.

Please tell me you got a refund or free passes to this movie. Because in the end you’ll still be contributing to that supposed projected $350M opening weekend.

NO LONGER AVAILABLE FROM THIS SELLER

NO LONGER AVAILABLE FROM THIS SELLER

You ever have those days where you feel like nothing you do for the commenters ever works coz everything you do will piss someone off? Running an io9 commenter forum nearly drove me insane after six years, I don’t know how you folks do it.