I’m not that far from Milpitas. I can’t imagine how the combination of heavy rains + dump is going to make the entire area smell.

South Bay Area, not The South Bay. One day, the NorCal/SoCal Wars will erupt, and no one will win.

Done and done.

Great, I live near a creek in the South Bay. Time to go buy a canoe.

Hi Chris, I don’t have anything to ask, really, I just wanted to freak out and say I loved reading Sparkleponies and you need to guest edit the Funbag more often.

Logic does not get in the way of good punnery

I’m myopic and possibly wishing to be drunk.

I am sad they did not say “A Flash of Two Worlds” or something.

Stop making so much sense.

I took so many naps there. It was glorious.

IT’S CHEDDARBUN TIME

The Internet Samurai’s Keytana will overcome the knight’s meager chain email.

If you deny it hard enough, it never happened! BOOM. YOU GOT SCIENCED.

=(

I’m sorry you were in Fresno.

I enjoyed this greatly.