Holy shit. I had an entire box full of used Destroyer novels in high school. I was 99.9999% sure they were meant to be silly homages to the genre, but... sometimes I wonder.

A timeless classic.

Mitsurugi Killcannon

Sgt Miranda Killbot is a member of the Cyber United States Virtual Department of Cyber Homeland Cybersafety.

I'm on team no one. They're both terrible.

Edit: I'm not making sense this morning.

I finished DA:I while waiting for the Uverse tech to finish upgrading the network. It was great and all but the post-endgame felt so hollow.

Honestly, as an engineer, I'd try to set as many things on fire in a controlled environment as possible, and chalk it up to the R&D process.

Look I just want another metal/disco inspired video from you is that too much to ask omg

So you're saying that this is a disaster.

Just got to the [redacted] after choosing between mages and templars. Persona Q Special Ed arrives tonight. Turn off pc at midnight, go straight to bed with the 3DS. Who needs to sleep

Aww... Tuesday... I won't be able to make that time.

*blows cash on lotto scratchers* INVESTMENTS

I'll ship the pony overnight via... express. You can feed her apples and calm her down and train her to be a bloodthirsty warrior that hates Mario with every fiber of her being.

Mario Lopez and pony will arrive in two separate shipments. How the trampling is conducted is in your hands.

Yeah, but no more Mondays.

How about Mario Lopez being trampled by a pony?

Ach, if only that didn't hit so close to home...