We mods really should make gifs mandatory there.

And we have so, so many cat gifs.

She'll be lurking in the ODeck and getting a feel for how we operate (cat gifs)

If they deep fried a pie, I will be very perturbed.

You know why. Don't be clueless. We've given you plenty of reasons already.

It's ok. I can make my own toilet wine.

Gon stab you in the butt

I remember, and it's good to see you around again. This is a subtle hint.

I'd be happier if you DIDN'T TAKE ALL MY BEER AWAY

We used to take mushroom cup noodles with us on camping trips when I was a kid. Every time I pass them in the grocery store I feel nauseous. Come on mom, we're Taiwanese, why you do this.

I get to stare at the Levi Stadium under construction every day as I drive to work, and I am absolutely not looking forward to the traffic nightmares that thing will bring. Santa Clara is a city with no downtown, and was essentially formed by taking the leftover land between Cupertino, Sunnyvale, and San Jose.

The irony of hulking out because of green.

But those flowing locks and the fedora!

My friend lived like a block away from the original Bikram yoga studio. He ran into the guy from time to time and he was such a skeezeball.

Sure, build the awesome house on top of EBU1 six years after I graduate, see if I'm not jealous.

Damnit, even IT can't resist.

This is exactly what I think when I see a line out the door for some mediocre boba tea place (*cough* San Mateo). People are in line for so long they convince themselves that what they're drinking/eating/watching was worth the wait. I've seen in Yelp reviews, etc. In the case of that tea place, my gf's coworkers would…

YOU INSIDIOUS BEAST.