Are you giving me an envelope or not?

*flings poop*

HOW OUR ROLES HAVE REVERSED, WIMMER.

Yessss.... I remember when I first started lurking in the forums back in Fall 2008. Somehow I wasn't banned, and boy howdy have I met some interesting people here and later on, in person!

Whereas my brother's niece's dogwalker's shoeshiner's hourly income just really, really makes me hate my current job.

Stop, stop, you're making reality hurt.

TROLOLOLOL U MAD BRO?

Da Intarwebs has ruined the term meme forevers.

Ok, in this case "meme" isn't referring to lolcats or trollfaces.

Ahh, the Disney World one. So great.

Oh, it's an indication of size, alright.

I never thought doilies would lead to such revelations.

*blink* Well holy shit.

I've blocked out a lot of it from my mind at this point, but for some reason the harem and the fucking tea party scene stay there, and that's why I'm a barely functioning alcoholic.

A punch in your face and an unopened box of snickerdoodles.

I wish I was kidding about the dresses.

The last WoT book I read was something something Winter something or whatever. I stopped caring after reading a ten page narrative on tea cozies and dresses.

At least on io9 we're a bit more level headed. *punches a kitten*

Preemptive poop joke.

That's why I wear steel toe boots to cons.