So jelly. I will drink my Sam Adams Winter brews

Grrrrrrrr

Hi Robert! I've watched Red Dwarf reruns since middle school, so it definitely was a huge part of my childhood. I'm curious if there will ever be a resolution to the missing Kochanski plotline? Almost every ep in season ten refers to looking for her, but so far zilch...

I saw First Class in the theater. It was enjoyable. I saw The Last Stand at home. I polished off a handle of Jack Daniels for that. That scene where *person* goes pop, I mean, holy shit, why.

And that food coloring will be more bourbon.

That makes me want to go out find all the volumes of the comics I missed back when I was in middle school. Man... the library had like three of them. I also racked up about $100 in fines because of them, because yeah.

I TRUSTED YOU, BRICKEN

Nice one.

"I don't know why they brought Stormtroopers to help rebuild the house. They keep missing the nails."

That already came out? Good gods.

This is starting to remind me of the Hellraiser series... when will we see Terminators in space?

... seems like our firewall has been breached.

Fan Fiction Friday has been transported from Topless Robot to here.

Damnit doctor

Oh, PBF. Such a great comic.

I know, I was just amusing myself at this point.

Also the chocolate tastes like tears and desperation.

Can you tell me why all the chocolate truffles I order online are always delivered half eaten and covered in smudged fingerprints?

Weewee the Pooh.

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