And that food coloring will be more bourbon.

That makes me want to go out find all the volumes of the comics I missed back when I was in middle school. Man... the library had like three of them. I also racked up about $100 in fines because of them, because yeah.

I TRUSTED YOU, BRICKEN

Nice one.

"I don't know why they brought Stormtroopers to help rebuild the house. They keep missing the nails."

That already came out? Good gods.

This is starting to remind me of the Hellraiser series... when will we see Terminators in space?

... seems like our firewall has been breached.

Fan Fiction Friday has been transported from Topless Robot to here.

Damnit doctor

Oh, PBF. Such a great comic.

I know, I was just amusing myself at this point.

Also the chocolate tastes like tears and desperation.

Can you tell me why all the chocolate truffles I order online are always delivered half eaten and covered in smudged fingerprints?

Weewee the Pooh.

My job as a moderator on this site has prepared me for absolutely nothing.

hello hello hello

If someone named Cthulujones says it's dangerous for your sanity, I would believe him.

If he doesn't quote an Equilibrium lyric in 30 minutes he's dead to me. So dead, guys.

Yes, Mr. Bricken, but can you introduce me to balls out insane YT videos like Cyriaque did? CAN YOU??