Someone say troll?

You forgot,

I SLAP YOU! I SLAP YOU!

Kill it with CG fire, you mean.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with all this Photoshopping, jeez.

Bonzai Buddy's horrific origin story.

Time to double up.

I APPROVE OF THIS.

The chart would be so confusing it would look like a result of twincest itself.

... Deep Wang?

Good gods, I might need those spoilers just to remember what happened in the last four books...

I think you got the second half of the book mixed up with slashfic...

"IT'S OK. CAPTAIN AMERICA DRINKS THIS ALL THE TIME, AND LOOK AT HIM!"

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

This is the worst Slip n Slide ever!

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop

Tassssty.

And right into Nic Cage's face.

*golf clap* This is good.

OPIUM BEER