Poe will emo you to death.

The saga continues...

Hi, my name is- *thud*

Hi, my name is crashedpc.

Hi, my name is crashedpc.

Locke just needs to haul out a pallet of cakes, and BAM!

That's a real gem, right there.

"I have to live in the nostrils."

Oh, Dave Coulier.

... America's Funniest People. I'm so sorry.

As per my usual, I will continue to ignore.

Well, I donno, does Amazon do financing?

Seriously. I expected it to be hand-delivered by a legion of maidens.

But they burn thread.

Hell no, I'd lose my moderator integrity!

*ineffectual windmilling of arms* HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH JALOPNIK

Oh no, oh no, the Jalopnik crowd is spewing over into io9 again... hide yo tailpipes, kids.

I thought the secret is pretty ladies and sex.

I'd appreciate a "A BLARGLE BLAH UNIVERSE NOVEL" label somewhere if the book is already in an established setting.