Give me a beer.

How much of a paragraph? Six lines?

Chip in to buy a one-way ticket.

"Murfle murfle"

Towards Burning Man.

Bees

Kumquats and Irish Spring.

"So, you think your shit don't stink, huh?"

Soon to be drunk, too.

NOW I ANGRY

But I like Lexa Doig. She pretty. The rest of the movie, bwuh.

Man. I like stoner movies even while sober. Mainly cause I haven't been near a joint in over five years due to certain governmental obligations, but still.

I'M NOT ANGRY AND I'M NOT A DWARF BUT I AM DRUNK

Your face and a bucket of formaldehyde.

Straits of Gibraltar and Livestrong Bracelets.

My name is not Esther.

*drop kicks a pony*

Ha ha! Gaming the system!

One Thousand Geeks go in... nothing comes out. Not even dignity.

Cockatoos and Krakatoa.