"…regardless of where this country is I have to believe it would never elect a president who was in Sharknado."
Oh you sweet summer child.

Just watched it. Thought it was pretty fun, though it could have been better. I liked the big cast of characters but they probably could have been developed a little more. Definitely worth seeing if you've got nothing better to do, which for me is…all the time!

I mean, the majority of the cast is comprised of soldiers. Pretty sure there were few if any female soldiers at that time.

It is worth noting that the line Cartman kept repeating, "Girls rule, women are funny, get over it" is verbatim a NYT headline for a Ghostbusters review, so I'm guessing they were mocking that mentality as well.

Basically everything they're famous turned out to be bullshit.

Exactly. How did people mistake the "custom-built dildo" line for anything but a joke? Are we watching the same show?

What a remarkably stupid and hyperbolic thing to say.

Arguably the best episode of the series. Let's throw cum!

Yeah that was a no brainer in real life, but Jennings did a pretty decent job of acting so whatever.

This is an absolutely hilarious article.  I always appreciate these short write-ups, but this one is particularly great.  Keep up the good work.

What happened to the jokes?

Why would you flag it?  That's a strange thing to do.

I'm not saying it's lazy - I wouldn't check either - it was just a funny way to phrase your indifference toward whomever posted that comment.

If he literally does it every episode, that might change.

That sounds like something a fat, unattractive person would say.

"One of you said in comments last week—I don’t remember who, and I don’t really care about checking"  Why is the author such a shameless douchebag?

FITZPATRICK.  God!  You sure know your ninth-tier NFL quarterbacks.

FITZPATRICK.  God!  You sure know your ninth-tier NFL quarterbacks.

The characters start to hit their strides in season 2 and that continues for a few seasons, but really there are a ton of quality episodes in the first season.  I'd start from the beginning for sure.

The characters start to hit their strides in season 2 and that continues for a few seasons, but really there are a ton of quality episodes in the first season.  I'd start from the beginning for sure.