I’m very sure that women feel more uncomfortable around you than a gay guy with a picket sign

Gregory is the background MVP. Every single thing he's done has been ptch-perfect. He wants to be one of the guys so bad!

He probably has. Heart attacks you wouldn't know about unless you were already in a hospital under observation are pretty common at their age.

There’s a bit of Talmudic wisdom about the Messiah that I think about a lot watching this show (OK, fine, it started when I was rewatching Parks and Rec)- “We do not know when his age will come. Unless we will it: then it is today”

Just give him back his Juul already Melania

“Perfect" means "non-incriminating," as in, I used code language perfectly

No, he has a phobia of stairs, specifically, of being pushed down them, which is why Melania usually deplanes AF1 before him

It appears that way, but in reality, financial aid and loans still have to fill a lot of the gaps, so best case scenario they’re still bilking taxpayers

Giving everyone else in politics, who pretty universally think “The Godfather” was a documentary/self-help manifesto, a very slight leg up on him.

Over the last two years or so the narrative has been shifting to “he GAVE UP a billion-dollar empire to be our beautiful wet president and save us from Mexico,” so any future revelations about his actual wealth will be responded to within that framework regardless of the timeframe from which new information about his…

You’d be surprised. Part of the trick is to write dumber than you distribute to allay suspicions. If I were a Trump/BidenBot, this is exactly how and what I’d be saying, I’d just focus my efforts on a more important part of the internet; as you say, this dude is clearly entry-level, if that is indeed what’s going on

She must have written that before season three

Is anyone in the campaign saying anything like this? Is anyone close to them? How are we still having Congressional hearings about online ratfucking in 2016 but not applying that same critical thinking here?

Not Hot Dog

It’s just a sex thing.

If entrepreneurship and innovation required incentive, rich people, who already have their needs meet, would be literally incapable of either. But we know that isn’t true, because many people who were or are already members of their society’s upper class have invented and innovated, even though further elevation of…

How on Earth do you not miss that this IS a story about the importance of voting?

They’re just racists, man, stop trying to complicated this. They’re not being honest with you about what they believe. Let any of them talk for an extended period of time and they will show themselves to be a legit crypto-fascist. This shouldn't be news to anyone.

If having a popular surrogate on the campaign trail hurts your chances, they weren't very good ones in the first place

You literally can't, no, unless you have a hot tip regarding the time symmetry of all mass and energy that exists that we're just not hip to, I know how much you love your TMZ